- normal party: LETS GET SHITFACED HERES THE VODKA BITCHES DRINK UP UNTIL YOUR SHWASTED PASS THE WEED
- my party: ok so here's the capri suns and if you wish i have some sunny d in the fridge. now don't tell my parents but i actually have some caffeinated soda in the basement but we aren't allowed to drink it past 7 house rules ok
