January 2012
98 posts
tophatkurt:
helldate:
One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.
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someonelsesheart:
internet explorer just asked me if i wanted to make it my default browser
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normal party: LETS GET SHITFACED HERES THE VODKA BITCHES DRINK UP UNTIL YOUR SHWASTED PASS THE WEED
my party: ok so here's the capri suns and if you wish i have some sunny d in the fridge. now don't tell my parents but i actually have some caffeinated soda in the basement but we aren't allowed to drink it past 7 house rules ok
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wentzday:
tiffanyblows:
do people even talk during sex or is it just silent
no they talk about the weather
sometimes they throw in the casual math problem
