i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
my gravestone is just gonna say ‘omg’