i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
my gravestone is just gonna say ‘omg’
